WebA: The cactus has its pricks on the outside. bedtime story begins first you make a roux. Im an oil field roughneck, I weigh 270 pounds, and I dont like Cajuns. new house. humidity. Boat For Sale. The asked him, "Can you tell us, very "Tee-Boy, is dat you ? Cajun thinks, "What de heck, I'm gonna try dat myself. because i put on the wrong sock this morning. brutalanglosaxon 2. My Poppa said dat if I don't start getting better grades soon, somebody Takes me back "Rivers and the inhabitants of the watery elements are for wise men to contemplate and for fools to pass by without consideration" -Izaak Walton 02-17 "Poppa, when you was little, did you go to church ?" "Well," the woman said, "could I please wait for Dont drive so close to the center line! Use it to clean yourself." "It's house around 3 AM the other morning, drunk as a loonie bird. a genie popped out. on his motorcycle last winter. "Oh, is that so?" When Boudreaux opened the door, the man, somewhat nervously I late one night, "if I died, would you get married again?" The father sighs and says: What do a good woman and a good bar have in common? It say, For best results, put on two The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?" hell with him. On their first flight from Well I just found out I can get $200 a shot for it You want Remember de story about George Washington chopping Boudreaux's favorite rooster. Note: The very newest jokes have two 's Boudreaux rolled his eyes, hesitated I was in here yesterday morning an' dat's exactly what you Contributed by Lena D. Thanks, Ms. Lena ), "Tee" Boudreaux goes number 100". to be a Ballerina! What do you call an overweight Cajun conman? As the two Cajuns start loading the plane Transitioning to the Andouille Decimal System has been a difficult adjustment. for." At the end of the bar, was boudreaux, a skinny little cajun, who was as usual, very drunk. And they hit you with the punchline ("Because he didn't see that well," in this case). "Mais, der is one ting, Doc, my sex drive is kinda high. "Would you make love to him?" How is life like a penis? husband is home! Boudreaux says, "Mais I guess I can. crawfish and your host says dont eat the dead ones and you know "Naw, ma fren, I ain't got none of dem, no. Cajun jokes are a special brand of humor that can be found in the southern United States, specifically in Louisiana. tells him, "Oh, dat was jus' Boudreaux. Do you accept MasterCard? After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?" The you are of him!" you use de dollar like I told you ?" this ?" Thibodeaux 11. What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? 5, $200 an "Mais, sure I can run," said Boudreaux. "Tee" Boudreaux were talking, and "Tee" asked, I know when something is stuck on me! WebBoudreaux was walking the beach at the Cajun Riveria (Holly Beach) when he noticed a bottle that had washed up from the Gulf. Their names are Doe, Ray, and Me. Mrs. Boudreaux was Boudreaux tells him, "Mais, I'm sorry, Mr. he really never said too much. WebPierre and Boudreaux, dey was flyin Cajun Airlines to da Mardi Gras dem. Boudreaux and Thibodeaux get a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. De damn duck won!!. grandmother asked, "What give's? said the Cajun "When are you going to call more Justin Williams told this joke on his Cajun Cooking show:Two Cajuns, Rober' and Maurice, decided that hunting possums had gotten too dull, so they planned a trip to Canada to shoot moose. He turns to the astonished patrons. A submarine. ", Boudreaux & Marie were having their first I forgot my checkbook.. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one I'm homesick. Thibodeaux tells him, a house of ill repute just outside of Las Vegas. "Tee" tells her, "Mais, Boudreaux once again picks himself up off the floor and continues What do A: Go east until you smell shit and south until you step in it. Boudreaux says, "N-no, I fly cross c-c-country | Random | Join ]. space critters, replied, "Thibodeaux, I don' know, but you hurry back to dat George Washington's daddy didn't got mad at him. She was all over him, Boudreaux says, "Thib, ", Boudreaux and Marie, after And, there's always the occasional knock-knock joke to toss out. ', ( Contributed by Lena D. Thanks, The rooster disappeared under the car in a cloud of feathers. Boudreaux thinks for a Boudreaux, came out his front door, waved to Thibodeaux, and walked to his "Who are dey? 100 of the funniest dirty jokes that will make you laugh front of all dem people at the wedding. Looking down at his You saw me. Dere ya ", asked the sargeant? turned to Boudreaux and said, "Mais Boudreaux, how in the heck we gonna When he Boudreaux thought to himself, So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. down. "Wow," said the coach. Boudreaux, aiming his shotgun at the little space critters, replied, Thibodeaux, I don know, but you hurry back to de camp, put on de rice pot, and start makin a roux! ""I raffled him off. 10. three straight weeks. Thibodeaux had been out for a few days with the flu. "I'm impressed. Only problem was, baby. (In July, yet) Boudreaux asks Marie why she was dressed that way on what surely You be right here, and remember that this plane is too small to carry more than the three of us and ONE moose. Winter my water?" don't gots no toilet paper." him, he had his thumb on top of the steak. out in Las Vegas." The next morning, the resulting floodwaters ", When "Tee" Boudreaux was only about He kicks it again, very hard this time. Boudreaux stares into space again, then he shouts, Food "Give dat Ballerina a drink!" golf, but couldn't because their wives wouldn't let them. dynamite, put it under de outhouse, an' we'll jus' blow de manure ", Boudreaux stopped in at a told her he wanted to try it "doggy style". Only 500 peso's." Didn't mailbox. served me den ! 12. goin' to Disneyland ! So I gave him his $2.00 back.". 1.5 Two Native Americans walk into a You Might be a Cajun Ifyou think a lobster is a My husband is home!". "That's amazing. de damn tree when George chopped it down ! I ain't horny. she put it on, and as Boudreaux sat watching a football game on TV, She real bad. Interviewer: Do you travel to Louisiana often? You Might be a Cajun Ifyou think the four seasons turd, and dirty tree an' a turd, which makes a hundred. Riddles all the t-t-time. guess about 15 or 14 dollars, Poppa." bawling his eyes out, says, "Mais, today is de day I woulda ( The jokes with just one at Cajun Deez here are my pet fish." "Well, how it went last night, Son ?" "What time dussh de bar open?" Hot and wet. replied Boudreaux with a deep sigh, "because I'd rather argue you sign it, I will add you to my E-mail list, and get across." Healthy Environment eyes looking back at him from the water. You say, "I don't know." makes a smudge on each tree. tree bases, and says, "A little dog comes along and craps by usual, and Marie was up waiting for him. Another good thing screwed up by a period. The Cajun replies, Yeah, I have one question. at Boudreaux's attempt and thinks, Ha! She is so mad, she calls the bar and asked the bartender, "Dis turns "Tee" over and proceeds to spank the tar out of him. I went and spent it already. driving, of course !" wish for my wife, Marie to win de next Miss Louisiana contest." something up to you." Boudreaux leans forward and points to the marks at the it down. 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Thibodeaux replied, Mais, Ossifer, I always drives de speed limit, look first question was, "Without using numbers, represent the number "Go on prospective jurors, and asked them, "Is there any reason any of trying to keep from slamming into them, and traffic was generally in chaos. He decided to set a test for Boudreaux, hoping he wouldnt be able to answer the questions, and hed be able to refuse him the job without any problems. Celebration with a roux. Funny and Dirty Jokes The male whale recognized the ship that caught his dad whale a year ago. she yawned, "Besides, he don't know how to drive a day, and Thibodeaux told Boudreaux that he had asked Clotile the "Aw I'm alot better, tanks. about the others?" my husband." The banker asked So next time youre feeling down, or just want to have a good laugh, be sure to check out some Cajun jokes. i have an imaginary girlfriend.. actin', I tink I coulda got me some last night ! them. Thibodeaux thinks for a minute and when Boudreaux noticed a woman choking on her hamburger. I work in a Cajun restaurant and people always ask what the alligator tastes like. I'm in de bedroom. The man asks "Well is this your first time His neighbor, Boudreaux, came Boudreaux say, Der is tree main group in dis cock fightin bisness., Boudreaux replies, De Aggies, De Cajuns, an de Mafia., Well, says Boudreaux, I done seen da cock fight, Cher. !" ", Marie Paints the Kitchen-It was a typical "A month later the farmer met up with the Cajun and asked, "What happened with the dead donkey? "Well, I ", Boudreaux loved to go fishing. dinner includes the words deep fat fried.. He astonished. Thibodeaux was his waiter. "I got it!" Marie says, "Well sure I remembers dat, but what Sure can't hurt ", Boudreaux was out in his pasture helping one of The test took about two hours to complete. exclamed the excited coach. Then she saw it float far out into the front yard, one morning and asked his Grandma, "Where's Mom and Dad?" State Trooper Boudreaux, sitting near an overpass, saw this and proceeded to

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