Then you'll see these cute little "days-of-the-week" earrings at the mall, and you'll just have to get a few sets, just in case you lose some. Okay, the whole braves thing is made up. Some are answers to e-mails, the rest are just stuff I wrote. If (and this is a big if) the world DOES survive, we can beg them for food, oxygen and other supplies. Then, when it's in German, or whatever, translate it back to English. Isn't that sort of ironic? I have very low expectations of my site. In any case, I hope you enjoyed our patheticness. I definitly mistrust lots of stuff. Seeya. i'm back. That's right, folks. Typical. I'm not exactly sure who they are, but: thanks! Wait a minuteso you're saying that I'm talking and responding to you, but you won't be reading this until long after I have finished typing? And on to: Number Eight: I could haveuhhhhummmmmactually thought up these things before hand. Doesn't that make you feel better? Perhaps their just trying to be nice. At the same time, how can you prove something IS infinite? I feel like I'm playing questions only on whose line is it anway. Hey, by the way. I don't know if Iraq even existed in the Civil War Era! AND THAT IS WHY TOASTER PASTRIES WILL BURST INTO FLAMES IF YOU DON'T KEEP AN EYE ON THEM! It's amazing, it's incredible, it's unbelievable. It only takes me a few minutes to get ready, then I can go back to bed. Okay, back to the flaming-chickens LTE rivalry. Then it would be okay. Okay. I mean, I've been doing this much, much longer than the other person. Welltwo can play by THOSE rules. Cheese is watching. The researches even used highly advanced technololgy to map the surface of a pancake and compare it to documented geology of Kansas. I was almost completly covered in (fake) bloodit was sticky toward the end. It's a time honored tradition. In any caseI guess that smoke detectors are a neccesary evilbutWHY DO THEY HAVE TO HAVE THAT STUPID LIGHT? they liked landing on me. I needs the duct tape! I just don't know. Uhyou don't have to take the subliminal stuff seriously. I don't care if I'd get home only an hour or so before I normaly do. I know, I took you completly by suprise. Seeya! That's just one of those many facts of life that are better left mysteries. He took the TAB member quiz and turned out to be me, he took the JOB quiz, and was a repo man (which had a pic of my brother) He said he wanted to see what I was doing, and to make sure that I wasn't saying anything derrogatory about my parents. shut your bubble gum dumb dumb skin tone chicken bone google chrome That teaches our youth that it's okay to agree to help someone, and then ruin their experiment. That way all the members (what members) can print out a copy of it for themselves (if they didn't get that copy in the mail) I guess I'm done for the dayI know. Or, would that be good? Neo is told that he has two choices. I's making fake soundtracks like the teacher told me! *giggling* It's very, very late at nite. I'm tired. Eventually, this would become a monthly tradition. OOooooo! I thought of a topic on the way home, but forgot it. She's my little puppyshe fears grape flavored stuff, wind, rain, television, noise, silence, small children and pretty much everything. Anyway, only watch wal-mart if you WANT to be subliminaly entertained into purchasing a new set of TUPERWARE, even though your old set is PERFECTLY fine. Because eventually, I'll be back! And the plan would have failed and Neo might have died, along with a large portion of the city (the building was set to blow if there was any intruders) SoNeo's choice to attempt to save Trinity triggered the sequence of events that led to her death. That way, she can pass the test without actually learning anything. That meant that my mother would be in the back, with me and my younger, eviler sister. I thought it was sadand normal. America? *nods* Well, yeahI KNOW I'm actually typing instead of talking. My mom and my stupid little 10-year old sister loves it, though. I would have sold the monkey and the organ and been able to eat for at least a year. Is that too much to ask? Now I'm back again. Although I tell you she can't possibly be normal, since she hangs out with me. Ha! Until thenI have absolutly no imaginary money. WHAT!? Fortunatly, my mom recently finnaly switched our snack food preference. Now, a long time ago, people were sort of smarter. What an eccentric idea! It's not FAIR. And really angry, and confused. And then people will start reading. OR something. If you don't like it, start your own longest text ever. Hmmmmmmonkey. After all, how can I be self derisive, and full of low expectations for this site if I KNOW people are hereseveral thousand of them in fact, in just a few months. Our "spray" kills over 99.9% of "faeries" (which are much to small to see) Our "spray" also kills most disease causing agents, like rats, or pigeons. MEOW!MEOW!MEOW! In any case, my theory means that playing video games is very cruel. So, that leads us to the evil paranoid conspiracy I thought of the other night. Now, in today's society of buying groceries on-line and getting them delivered, why hasn't any other food industry marketed this ingenius idea to bring the product to the consumer. This would lead to a better, more stable economy. This morning, my Mom came home from work. The previous sentence made absolutly no sense. It's been awhile, (at least two weeks) since I've written here. )And for all the idiots out there: Try new and improved Dum-B-Gon! I'm gonna go hug a moose. Okay, quote is done. What do you think, Hypothetical Reader? or possibly "Who or What is Kodak". You want me to stay. We'd probably go crazier. A profound statement, if I ever heard one. "angry mob form"? What nowhmmmmmshould I share with you more of my paranoid/delusional conspiracy theories? It's okay. This entry went from saluting the PSOA to making a statement about my ideals. But I HATE spending three hours of every day in a "class" when everyone else's class is only an hour and a half. Thank you Squirell. And if they're so poor, what possessed them to buy a monkey? You seethey feel that the only way to reward academic achievementyada-yada-yadais to force the smart kids to be ushers for Senior Honor Nite, and Graduation. But people buy name brands. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. Alphabet Lore bubble gum. It was fun, but exhausting. Now, I'm sure you've at least heard of subliminal messages , right? It's just sickening, you can't even take a simple photo nowadays. Guess what I wanna do. But this proof degrades this mysterious, mystical and mystifying "quality" of my words. Why not click on the Very Weird Stuff link to see more, or click on the music link? He goes for Trinity, makes it just in time to catch her body, and starts her heart back up. If you're following along, and not completly confused, you'll realize that it is better to be a pessimist than an optomist. My favorite stuffJTHMI have my libraries copy of JTHMI shall quote Noodle Boy for you:) (Full copyright/credit to Jonhnen Vasquez for writin' the stuff, I'm just sharing the spleeny goodness with you). Okay. The winner not only gets the million-dollar prize, they get the chance to produce the show they created. Big Brother may be listening right now so I beter go. shut your bubble gum dumb dumb skin tone chicken bone google chrome no homo flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmad. But, believe me, it's MUCH more practical than the alternative. No one has even bothered to e-mail them to me*sniffle*. Don't worry, I'll go to bed soon. You can read a little each day. That's the point you're trying to get across? Or possibly rightthat would be scary. Speaking of publishing, I do plan on somehow, someday publishing this as the first rambling narrative that makes no sense, and is about as interesting as rereading the almanac. These links send stuff to someone named johnjones333@hotmail.com The Patron Saint of Paper Clips does not know who this individual is, but sincerly wishes that you send all your hate mail to him. OH, DON'T YOU SEE THE TOENAILS?!! And now, back to our featured presentation. Either way, Kodak is undeniably evil. My dude red. The 'Shut yo bubble gum dum dum' sound clip has been created on Nov 16, 2021. Now is the time to mourn the loss of one of my most loyal readers (I think she's read the entire thing one time, which is more than anyone else has done so far) She has been banned from accesing any portion of the Internet, do to reasons that must remain confidental due to security reasons. I think. What a good idea! Especially since I don't have viewers. ME: Yeah, but I told her that she'd be a terible ruler. 2021, I know no one will care but got my first car. You gots extra money, don't you? While you wait for yesterday's tomorrow, lunge back and remember that day. I hope I remember doing this. I translated it from German to English and got "I am the Moved Taco!" Since I'm not particualarly inspired at the moment, I should leave and let you gather what is left of your sanity. My point is that smoke detectors have very little value in home security. Now I must take my leaveand remember. *reader starts inching towards freedom* I better goI think that I may have a problem brewing. ONly not really. You'd have to be an absolute loser (or really bored) to come here. So crazy it just might work! Today I added an update page, which is basically a less chaotic, outlined version of this without all the ranting. More recently, I was trying to instill a sense of empathy and niceness in her. Unless, of course, the government was smart enough to have cameras without the blinkie light. Before she could start listing all of America's enemies, I gave her a hint. Next thing you know, you're internet connection will die. Well, at least she knows that slaves were involved in the war. In other news, I participated in the Second Battle of the Asparagus Wars and chronicled them here. An enemy so terrifying that Moose cannot stop shaking. there were bugs. Why, the assasinating annoying cartoon characters buisness. It's yours for only 3 bi-monthly payments of $3.95 ($3,95,000 on days ending in "y")Don't forget, Dum-B-Gon is practically guaranteed! Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No? Hmmmmtime for #3You can obsessive over ANYTHING, and people will think nothing of it. That's talent. At least her's makes sensesort of. *holds up a piece of paper, which, from a distance, appears to have writing on it* Yes, undenyable proof! Traducir Tweet @ Ultima edicidn p. m. 20 abr 23, miloylannopoulos if you were offered $20,000 to eat this whole fruit platter by yourself in ONE WEEK would you be able to do it?? It means that WAL-MART TV IS EVIL! Wellbetter goI need to plan this out moreI'm back. I've spent the past three years of my life EXPECTING each semester to be like a mini-year. UnfortunantlyI must leavebefore the confusion spreads and I do something stupidlike revealing my one weakness before youTHAT'S IT! Some of the pages of this site contain a link encouging the two and a half people to e-mail the Patron Saint of Paper Clips. You wanna try to convince me I'M crazy? It's a worthy cause! I came up with this philosophy when I was in fifth grade. This seemed slightly unpracticle, so we ended up not taking that 337 mile detour. Sure, my TEACHER said that was because I was doing the problems wrong, but once I'm the Ruler of the Laws of Nature, I'll change the problems so that I'm right! aSk anybody. Those few who actually could think and avoided the sun were considered to be outcasts. And if you expect something and get nothing, you feel cheated. Modern day punk would be getting married with a respectable person and having childrene and practice religion 49 Mekkel_Posting, So I wake up a little while ago, and see Joe Biden has CHANGED the rules for Mortgage Rates? Which is what I do best. I can clone myself and form and angry mob? Girls began wearing skimpier, and skimpier bathing suits. Are you ready? All this information and more is yours for the low, low price of 5 payments of $29.99! 4e65c4 Shut your bubble gum dumb dumb skin tone chicken bone google chrome no homo flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan indiana jones over grown flint stone X and Y Chromosome friend zome sylvester stalone sierra leone auto zone friend zone professionally . Or, at the very least, not label it as "pure". You know, the foreign guys with the bellhop hats and the little music thingy and the cute little monkey with the bellhop hat who collects the money? Cookie Notice Here is the sum total of my group's work. Autor de l'entrada Per ; Data de l'entrada superstore clinic phone number; pinewood forest apartments greensboro, . MOstly donut cake. You exploud. I know. 9GAG. Oh, well. Okay, maybe it was the ranch dressing instead of the special, fresh buffalo wings. That's it, I'm gonna take drastic measures! When I tried to talk to him, he tossed it away nonchalantly and pretended he hadn't heard me. There is a world where you are a faerie. I just can't seem to stop, though. Her enemy is a fake Yorkshire Terrior (same species as her) made entirely out of goat hair. The actually think that their skin's efforts to protect them are ATTRACTIVE. I'll rant and rave and ramble about the EVILS of sunlight. I pity them, I really do. Did you understand that? EVIIIIIIIIIIIIL!!!!!! Did you know that there is over two miles of air sitting on you right now? Wouldn't pure water TASTE pure, and impure water TASTE impure? When I was at a TAB poetry thingy (TAB is good TAB is great We love TAB) I met some new people. There is exactly 500 units of distance between the two extremes of winning amounts (0 and 500) BUT! When is it MYturn? Why can't I have more readers?! It's more like techno talk about arrays and how much I suck and whether or not the Braves will win this year. I bet you couldn't tell. Right now. When I start playing a game, I am on 0. Pop-Up ad's help you get rid of pop-up ads? I SEE WHAT IS TRANSPIRING HERE!!! 'I found nothing else to do but to offer him on of my good Swede's ship's biscuits I had in my pocket'" And we're supposed to be GOOD in English! Come on, I won't hurt you, I promise! Time for another boring disclaimer!!!!!!! Not that the aformentioned individual claims to have received hate mail (or mail of any kind) via a website link. Minerals added for a pure, fresh taste." OkayI'm backI think that eventually half of this thing will consist of the word back over and over againthat's just weird. The smoke detector either never went off, or went off and the people just slept through it. Bubbles: Its been a weird day. I for one, didn't know about such dire consequences for not deliberatly failing classes. Seeya! So if you have an infinite number of people, some are going to have entire books of coherent stuff. This naturally alarmed the HECK out of me! Perhaps you don't have time to waste e-mailing me. It's hard to type because of the bandaid on my finger. I'm an evil villain, kitty and a freakazoid so far. I even came up with a mathematical explanation for why gambling is fun (while I was eating a hyper-speed dinner, thinking nothing of getting back to the slot machine). Today, in my (Honors) English class, we did group work. Yeah. Squirell? But, if it had remained that way, I would have had no impetus to continue my pointlessly insane ranting. I feel inspired and happy and other really good emotions and stuff. Oooo! I figure that even the people I manage to lure onto my site from neopets don't even bother to come to this particular page. That's the rant of the week, month, year, whatever. If that happens, then no one will read this. I don't want a full year of work. 5000 hits! And I only took the quiz once, too. And the lady representing them, calls the radio stationon a phone. All the other internet writers have nothing on me, except they're better at advertising, having a central theme/plot and basically more talented. Between her bickering with my sister, and obsessivly playing neopets games, I don't know what to do with her. WellI DO have a special treat for you weirdos who apparantly like wasting time! WaitI really don't even know if anyone bothers to read this. Soif you wish to contribute to this great and magneficent and magestic and MOOSEY projectwe need the following things: 739 rolls of aluminium foil (preferably the extra shiny kind) 417 refridgerator boxes, 9000 rolls of "sticky on both sides" duct tape, 300 lbs of chicken feathers (preferably white) and 1 (one) thermo-nuclear-rocket-thruster. Of course, when I next saw my Mom, she retold the story to me, several times. Just like everyone else in my family. How did you ever guess? Today, I met her arch-enemy. We got to go to a bar and play pool!!!!! JOsh says it was only one piece of cake. Except those specially formulated for weird-o's like me. I think I'll get my little sister to be the test piolet. In a recent article, humorist Dave Barry discussed the addictive quality of the snack food, Cheez-Its. MOOOO! Right now, while you are sitting in your "chair" and eating your "junk food", millions of almonds are commiting suicide. Wait till you see her in angry mob form!" !STARE DEEP INTO THE STINKING ABYSS OF MY INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED SLICES!!! During the weekdays, I get about seven hours of sleep (usually less) and wake up at 6:11 a.m. Yep. Yeahthatguyyou know who I'm talking about. How do you know I even exist? One person, started typing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue typing it forever just because this is the list that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, some person started typing it notetc, etc. Right now, I'm just typing so that no one can say that I've been slacking off. (Note: I wrote virtually none of this, so I cannot be blamed, credited with any of this. My dadwas on this site. That had nothing to do whatsoever with subliminal messagesit's just cool to say. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. Isn't vast a funny word? It took him to my quiz page. It was as if it had been just sitting therewaiting for me to discover it. Anyway, I just finished rereading my longest text ever. HA! Shame on you! But wait! Well, next time you buy your $3 FREAKIN' dollar bottle of water, consider this. Then everyone would cut and scrape themselves to be covered in scabs. And so the week went by. Just like thos so called "diet supplements" that give you a "free" sample because they know that once you try it, you'll like it so much you'll spend oodles of cash on it. Since I have a rather weird phobia of touching my own skinthis made my evening my own personall torture session. I better go. My little, eviler sister got her ears pierced when she was relativly younger. But I probably will eventually get around to having a seperate page just for the FLAMING CHICKEN HANDBOOK. For an ENTIRE MONTH I have possesed the arcane knowledge, but I forgot to share it with you, my loyal potentially imaginary reader. Would it be called DIS? The future is determined by the triangles, in a startling blue color which spin around in a zany manner. What would happen when that dreamer woke? 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I chanced to have an interview with an informant from this evil generation (my little sister) who will be called Mrs. X for security reasons (no, she's not married, the "Mrs" makes it good as a disguise) I was quizing Mrs. X on Civil War History for an upcoming test in her classroom (whose location can not be devulged) Mrs. X seemed fluent in the subject. It'd be like someone thinking that scabs are atractive, 'case they protect you from disease. That means I take four classes this semester and four different classes next year. You cannot deny the logic of my thinking! WAIT JUST A POLYP PICKING MINUTE!! A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K! So far two whole people (to my knowledge) have read the entire thing, and a few people have skimmed it. : I've had this nagging fear that I am part of some random but vast conspiracy (about what I'm not sure but it must be vast). THE REST OF THE STUFF I TYPE WILL BE COMPLETLY IN CAPS JUST BECAUSE I CAN. YOU WILL NOT SINK MY CHEERIO!! Discover short videos related to boy shut your bubblegum on TikTok. Not only that, Dum-B-Gon: stimulates weight loss, cures "any" illness, does simple houshold chores, never leaves the toilet seat up and is the perfect gentle companion for your kids. Uhdon't think soNumber Four: I could have learned to drive. The entire message board was like one big insane asylum. Here I am, trying to get a decent nights sleep and there's this green light that periodically blinks to red directly in front of me. 13 min ago (and redundancy!) Or have I been doing that too much lately? I won't be able to feed my various imaginary pets and friends their beloved imaginary food! Maybe we're just really, really tired and had sugar. My mother visited relatives. But I'm sure that if I just would have put my mind to it, I could have done it. And one out of a million people would probably have a few sentences. If I told you, I'd have to kill you and all that stuff. This has been bothering me for a while. There's strawberry pie, apple, pumpkin and so many others, but there is no grape pie! Like Repost Share Copy Link More. Another thing that bothers me is organ grinders. My family has always bought Cheez-Its, to the point of making me physically sick at the thought of eating one. They could do anything they wanted to, if they just put their minds to it. How could I forget the stupid Tootsie Roll Pop Commercials? Conviently, ice cream trucks come around during the hottest part of the year (it must be a conspiracy). I'm back. Yes, that's right. i am tiredbut cannot go to sleep. Is fat-free food more delicious than food loaded with fat? Anyway, I still don't think that anyone is actually coming here. The acidic content straight up butns yours mouth after eating a bunch. I SENSE YOUR ENVY OF MY NECK!! All because YOU tried to convince me that I was crazy. But none have struck terror in her little moose heart like this particular feather. and even if they could it wouldn't do them any good because it would scare them instead of the aformentioned individual. Below is the best information and knowledge about dum dum bubble gum compiled and compiled by the bmr.edu.vn team, along with other related topics such as: dum dum bubble gum roast, shut yo dum dum bubble gum, dum dum bubble gum lollipops, do dum dums have gum inside, shut your bubblegum dum dum lyrics, shut yo dum dum bubble gum belt buckle, I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. You got me started. WANNA SEE ME PULL A TAPEWORM OUTTA MY ****!! It sets a perfect example for you young, impressionable minds. I'll just go on and on about how crazy you COULD be. The answer is still infinity. Oh, and I would like to mention to my *snicker* LOYAL fans that this Longest Text Ever DOES get updated at least once a week, so please, please, please, PLEASE do not read this once, in one sitting and then leave forever, and ever and ever! PlusI gots oblimagationsobligaton.obligations to this site. Meanwhile there is a vast conspiracy at school to keep me ignorant about my pawn roll in the other vast conpiracy by keeping me vastly bored. That's why I like fast-food salt. Now I do. It was fairly fun. Shut yo bubble gum dum dum Sound Clip - Voicy Code: 843 of the Flaming Chicken Handbook states that in no way is the Patron Saint of Paper Clips (guess who?) I'm back! This means that we only have a very short while to prepare. You're still here. It was sad. I've finnally figured out sorta, maybe, kinda, how to do stuff to make it more real. And more than slightly embarassed. mazie - dumb dumb Lyrics | Genius Lyrics Wal-mart TV is evil. Because what you're saying is that I'm talking to people in the future. By the time you're eighty, you'll have enough ear jewelry to open up your own jewelry shop. the longest text in pastebin - Pastebin.com And so, in the interest of wasting even more time, I made a list. Halfway though I used my four remaining brain-cells to decide that the game was dumb. If you have a credit score of 740+ you will pay an EXTRA 1% on your mortgage. Shut Yo Bubble Gum Dum Dum-Vine - SoundCloud So he kept her out of the Matrix, and she saw the problem, and entered the Matrix to fix it. That dirty little rat. TWO MILES? OF FREAKIN' COURSE IT WAS FREE! For all you know, you could be halucinating my entire site! I love the little tacos, I love them good! I love-d you moose! You're great tradition is being carried out here, on the second most pointless site ever! Good for it. Does it serve an obvious purpose? So we were already off to a bad start. SHUT YO BUBBLE GUM. Won't that be fun? It's pushing down on me, squishing my spine. Oh, wellI tired of nostalgia. I even impress myself. (No, I don't like any of those creepy "pop" stars. Scratch number seven. I realize that this longest text ever must be very boring and not worth anyone's time. Why bother asking? What's that? I'm back! Sothe plan is going to fail. It's stupid and ironic and just shouldn't exist in a better world. And don't even get me started on earrings. You seeknowledge is good. Another reason why this isn't as long as Galaxy's is that I refuse to write every day as it would--this is the funny part--LOWER THE QUALITY OF MY OVERALL WORK! Or You are What you Eat. i called home, and waited another hour for my ridetraffic to the school was one way.

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